Twitter version:

• 7:30 – Show more or less beginning. I hope I won’t regret this. Modern dance really isn’t my thing.
• 8:00 – Oh god, kill me. Another hour and a half of this? I wish I had brought my laptop.
• 8:01 – People discussing the “meaning” of the “piece.” This ain’t dance. I call bullshit.
• 8:30 – Well, this one isn’t bad. Perhaps there is hope.
• 9:00 – It’s crunch time! Time for the flash mob dance!
• 9:01 – NOT KNOWING THE CHOREOGRAPHY FAILLLLL
• 9:02 – POORLY TIMED UNNECESSARY FLIP FAIL

I’ll be sure to post the video of our flash mob dance when it goes up!